1. 土豪环球旅行忙，我等泡面加凉凉。The rich are busy traveling around the world, while we have instant noodles with cold water.
2. 道理千篇一律，机会才是年轻人的‘鸡’遇！There are thousands of reasons, but opportunities are the "chances" for young people!
3. 喜欢一个人太累了，所以我要喜欢十个。Loving one person is too tiring, so I will love ten.
4. 哭穷党存款惊人，几万还说自己贫。Those who complain about being poor have astonishing savings, but they still say they are poor even with tens of thousands.
5. 黑夜呼唤我，璀璨星却成夜猫子。The night calls me, but the bright stars become night owls.
6. 减肥计划常落空，美食诱惑力无穷。The weight loss plan often fails, and the temptation of delicious food is endless.
7. 特长？我睡觉能夺冠！Special talent? I can win the championship in sleeping!
